We Are Family!

"Ironskin" Andy Vance

I'm originally from Cody, Wyoming. Not exactly the most gay-friendly place on the planet, but we're making progress. Some people call me the "leader" of the QNA, but that's not quite accurate. It was my idea, and I'm very active in deciding what direction we should go, but I really couldn't do this by myself. In particular, I wouldn't be half the man I am without the support of my partner Jake. I like to think that we're a family, in which all members are equally important. When I'm not championing the cause, I like to get my drink on and shake my tush at the Amp Room. I'm also building an unstoppable fashion empire, so keep your eyes peeled for my fall collection!

Jake "The Dragon" Korelli

Worst. Picture. Ever. [A.V.: Oh, stop.] Anyway, that's me in the trademark red headband. I enjoy Eastern fashion and philosophy, spicy food, theatre, tattoos, and martial arts. I don't mind admitting that I'm something of a badass. Before Andy got me into the idea of the QNA, I made a name for myself assisting in hundreds of battles as an elite -- which I still do, but not nearly as often as I used to. (P.S. I don't know if you've heard the good news yet, but Andy and I are getting married in the spring! Am I the luckiest bitch on the planet or what?)

Tommy Orgy

Hey hey hey! Okay, we're not gonna bore you all to death with the feel-good queer PC hugfest. Instead, we're going to shamelessly pimp our new album, "PolyamorMe," which drops in September, and our new independent sci-fi suspense flick "Meiosis," which will be arriving in theaters just in time for Halloween. And if that's not enough Tommy for you -- please, as if there were such a thing -- me, myself, and I will be going on an international tour to promote ourselves even more in the coming year. It promises to be an unforgettable entertainment extravaganza that will simultaneously sodomize all five of your senses (plus some you didn't even know you had). So far, the following dates and venues have been confirmed, with several more to be announced:

Jan 1 & 2 The Roxy - West Hollywood, CA

Jan 3 & 4 The Fillmore - San Francisco, CA

Jan 5 & 6 The Funhouse - Seattle, WA

Jan 11 & 12 The Cavern - Dallas, TX

Jan 15 & 16 Club Berlin - Chicago, IL

Jan 17 & 18 Atlantic House - Provincetown, MA

Jan 20 & 21 9:30 Club - Washington, DC

Feb 12-14 The Amp Room - Ibiza, Spain

See you there! Much love, Tommy O.

Gvuthbjörg "Ragnarockette" Danielsdottir

My friends call me Guggie. I'm very proud to be representing both Team Tomorrow and the Queer Nova Alliance. Yes, that's what I look like. Yes, they are real. Yes, I will crush you. No, you may not.

"Glamora," Queen of the Glamazons

Finally, it's my turn! Well babies, your Queen was apprehended for a little something they call "Aggravated Driving Under the Influence With The Intent of Contributing To the Delinquency of a Minor," or whatever. So now they got me doing community service with the F Troop! It's really not as bad as you might think, especially with being able to turn invisible and sneak in on Andy and Jake while they're playing hide the sausage, or on Tommy while he and himself are giving each other their little "pep talks." (Oh my, did I say that out loud?) I wish I could say that Guggie and Ana were as much fun to watch, but they put me right to sleep! Hmm, well, they're giving me dirty looks so I'd better wrap this up. Come see me at the Luxor in Vegas, where me and my girls are doing our drag and magic (dragic!) show to a packed house every night! And join my fan club for the latest in hot gossip and major merch! Big kisses!!!

Ana Graça Texeira

Ola'! Very briefly, I am the second member of T2M who is also a member of the QNA. I am originally from Brasil and I am very fast! I enjoy singing, dancing, cooking, sewing, and practicing Capoeira. In addition to fighting the cartels, I am also very active in environmental issues, particularly preserving the Amazonian rain forest from devastation. Anyway, that is me in a nutshell! Ate' logo!

"Flamer"

Hi there! Well, when you're a flamboyant boi like me, and you light up like the freakin' sun, you're bound to get stuck with a name like mine. Oh well! When I'm not flying here and there saving the day, I'm a lifeguard. Miami Beach is my home town. I'm newly single (fuck you Todd, I want my CDs back!) and ready to party! So if you're in the neighborhood and in the market for a quick tan, holler for help and I'll be there lickity-split!

"Mustang" Sally Kellerman

I'm used to talkin' with my fists, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You've seen me fight in the XWF, but that ain't nothin' compared to what I'll do to anyone I find givin' a gal a hard time. Besides layin' down the law and pullin' my boots out of assholes' assholes, you can often find me dancin' and drinkin' up a storm. I also love ridin' and ropin' (though not always horses, if you get me. haha). Also, thanks to all my true fans for stickin' by me when N! outed me. Fuckers. Anyway, keep watchin'! Things're gonna get real interestin' real soon.

Roger "The Master" Morrison

6'5" 286 lb 11" uncut

You don't want none of this, boy.

(Or do you...?)